Crunking F.A.Q.

Q. Can I Crunk on crank?
A. Probably. It should help.

Q. I don't have bodacious booty. Can I still Crunk?
A. Anybody can Crunk. You must want to Crunk.

Q. Once I work up a Crunk will it attract homies?
A. A full blown Crunk has the power to warp time and space.

Q. What kind of underwear is best for Crunking?
A. Current research suggests a well founded mirkin should
be up to the rigours of Crunking whilst having a
pleasantly titillating effect.

Hot, Salty, Browness

Capricious wayward tonguers, In our hirsute Overlord's absence some of us may have drifted, straying misguidedly amongst the distractions of this motorised and shiny bling bling world.

Beware! For his perverse but irresitible tyrrany has silently slipped back into our midst. Prepare yourselves once again to feel the chrome-olly fist of the Supreme One.

A Toxic Liver Is A Clean Mind

He who was formerly known as The Supreme Overlord Gravox has returned from a pilgrimage to a mystical land where he sought self -knowing through over eating. Fearlessly ploughing through ramen, sushi, soba, udon, kara-age, shabu-shabu, yaki-soba, yaki-tori, negi-tori, suki-yaki and iki-zukuri He who was formerly known as The Supreme Overlord Gravox ate himself into the Seven Rings of Understandings from whence He surmounted the Thousand Layered Pyramid of Future Potentiality before plummeting profoundly into The Abyss of Doubtfulness and finally crawling into The Cave of Inky Blackness And Dark Velvety Feeling Walls. And it was here that He sat surrounded by His thoughts as they emerged from the depths like those freaky fluro organisms that live in the deep oceans. Gradually these bioluminescent fragments of conciousness scattered at the coming of an ominous question named Ulong-Cha. "How best can you serve the Tongue?" the question hissingly posed. But he who was now formerly formerly known as The Supreme Overlord Gravox knew the answer and the answer was called CRUNK. "The Supreme Overlord Gravox will learn to crunk and for the Tongue he will crunk it hard!" (Naturally these types of metaphysical goings on need to be cleared through Skeletor first but I'm pretty sure it'll be alright)

Are You A Sinner or Saint

Courtesy of our esteemed Captainlightningbeardquery the Tongue is off to lovingly CRASH a Sinners or Saints theme party.

Think FULL FANCY DRESS (as only tonguers can)… Don the Devils horns, strap on those angel wings, unleash that hidden alter-ego lurking deep within.

Saturday 21st October, 8:30pm, HQ.

FRIDAY THE 13th

the unbalanced libran

The Tongue may be currently leaderless, Our great dictator away expanding the empire – looting and pillaging the Sak’i & ramie halls of far flung eastern lands, (how they must rue the day)

It can not be forgotten! This too is the Overlords month of birth.

In his honor a likeness of his supreme‘ness (as shown here) will be accompanying the Friday the 13th night outing.

FRIDAY THE 13th

"YO YO yawl tonguey Ho’s" M-B-monkey here. Time for some more riding.
We have a spate of birthdays happening in the clan this month, "El skid mark" "CaptainLightningBeardQuery" "the CustardCaveCaptain", the plan at this stage is this Friday 13th night, a relaxed town/pub cruse starting from the workshop…. More details soon, planning on leaving the HQ 7ish.