Monday, January 29, 2007

Skeletor's seaside antics

Friday, January 26, 2007

What oh What is that monkey doing to that pour parrot? MayB he should make a helmet out of it instead!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007


Spare a thought for Flighty, a.k.a.
Crash Pad P, The Nov and just plain
'ol Pete, who is bailed up in hospital
with multiple broken bones and a
lung that needed to be re-inflated.
Sounds like he was out on the roads
doing his racing budgie thing when
he got hit by a car. Tongue of Fire
wishes you all the best for a speedy
recovery mate.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007


Kurious captures photograghic evidence of life under the city. Could it be the petulantly anti chopper ButtMonkey blissfully wheeling along on the venerable Doris Day where tallbikes dare to tread?

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Low Act

The Tongue is now forcing its way into dark, moist passages. Subterranean and although we haven't seen any, no doubt full of the undead. To this end the T.o.F.D.A.D.A. (Tongue of Fire Development And Debauchery Arm) has created a new class of machine : the Draincrawler. Leading the way T.S.O.G. presents the first of such prototypes "Demon Seed". Soon to be equipped with halogen zombie spotters, back up generator powered zombie spotter, Anti- Yabby Crutch Protection(TM), Anti-Slime Stabilizers (TM), Anti-Cranial Impact Ride Height Default and imitation sixties pop art seating.
SKELETOR'S SEASIDE RIDE. This should be a good one. Pack a beach towel and a change of sphincter since there will be considerable distance involved. T.S.O.G. personally will be taking his #2 medium hard in Hawaiian sunset print as a spare. Those expecting the usual Gravox SMS reminder service forget it as the Supreme mobile fell in a creek during drain entrance manuoevers.

Monday, January 08, 2007


Planning a ride along the coast from Henley to Largs (taking in all the pubs on the way!) followed by a BBQ at Exeter.... meet at H.Q sat 27th january 11am, ride to the coast via linear park, then maybe train it back from Glanville station at day's end.
The elusive, and sometimes unreliable Skeletor hopes to restore his reputation by organising a fuckin' great ride.... put it in your diaries Tonguers, and see you there!


Let tonguer's take a moment and spare a thought for the Liege of Looseness Himself who took a rather serious 2 story tumble out a window over the new year smashing some vertebra. He’s out of hospital and doing well. Hoping to be back to normal in 2 or 3 weeks. Lets hope we see our Jaa-Phoon back on his chopper soon than later.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Chopper Flop

While observing my fellow chopper ridding tongue brethren from the comfort of my tallbike, I have noticed a rather nasty and unsightly condition caused to chopper-pilots by their low riding machines….Its known as “Chopper Face” the condition seems to be caused as the rider fights the FLOP of their chop, The Greater your Chop the larger your FLOP!!

Chopper face would seem to effect all chopper riders at some point of the piloting career, see photos below where 3 experienced chopper riders show classic symptoms. Tallbikers how ever remain safely immune.

Does anyone ever listen to a Supreme word I say?