Tuesday, May 30, 2006

The Wheelderbeast

Another slick offering from Trixiboy. This one can win downhills in the hands of someone who hasn't ridden for thirty years with a light fitting strapped to his head.

Monday, May 29, 2006

MEMBER MISSING...presumed 'normal'

raddlevonhack is nowhere to be seen...
i believe he was kidnapped by a bunch of 'normals' and locked in a cellar along with the gimp.
in an attempt to brainwash him, they dress him in bright coloured lycra with italian brand names blazened across the front and back. he's forced to watch the 'tour de france' over and over until he becomes one of them.
he will then be sent back to infiltrate T.O.F headquarters and report back on our activities.

far fetched? i think not my friends...trust no one!

Race Results

Winner: Mongrel on Dennis Chopper. With two race wins and three high placings. The King of the Stunt Hump is now Master of the Grassy Slope of Carnage.
Runner Up: The Grump on The Wheelderbeast. Two wins also but declined the face-off against Mongrel. This newcomer suprised a few with his speed.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

I'm Pissed

and the cats walkin all over the place.the calm before the storm which i don't have any photos of.downhill racing rocks. go the mongrel.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Meat Tray

Meat Tray will play at HQ after Deathrace 2000. It just keeps getting better.

The Day Cometh

Sunday is Raceday. Who will be there? The Omen? The Mindspider? Team Luckysnake? Who knows but there will be carnage, there will be prizes and there will be greenstains. For more details check May archives and ignore the old suggested date of the 14th.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Tongue Style Chapter 4

Gardening. Yet another interest of Tongue of Fire is gardening. We like to visit and admire gardens wherever beer is sold.


People keep saying to me "more bikes". Well coppa load of Turbo Maggot 2000 in all it's glory. Choppa with the lot plus extrachopper. Tasty homemade chopper like Grandma used to make. Love stained fur.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

The Moodswinger

Possibly the most aptly named of the T.o.F. fleet the Moodswinger likes it both ways. This disarmingly attractive cycle can catch out the unsuspecting rider once they get rolling.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Deathrace 2000 Update

The excitement escalates as the top class field of racers grows.
1. Racers must be registered and paid up($5) BY 1130 on race day(28th).If you want a bike get there earlier.
2. DEPARTURE from HQ is at 1200 sharp.
3. T.O.F. recommends head protection and in fact any kind of protection.
4. Normal bikes will be allowed but severely handicapped. Think towing a car tyre.
5. Once again if you want to book a T.O.F. bike the sooner you organize it the better. Better still build your own race machine.
6. So serious is the race comittee about registration that a late fee will be charged(+$5)

The Mariah

Trixiboy's fully equipped hearse outfit is capable of carting two cartons, picnic stuff and more! Mastering this one requires special technique. Currently in need of a new fork and gusset.

Dennis Chopper

"Peter Fonda bought a Honda,
but Dennis Hopper kept his chopper."

This poem was written as a tribute to the great Dennis Chopper. What a bike. Indestructable. Loved by all.

The Fungfung

The Fungfung speaks of Parisian style with a touch of occidental mystique. This mild riding number can handle most situations and is capable of subtle nuance.

Friday, May 12, 2006

BUT wait theres MORE.... QUE SERA SERA what ever will be will be Doris was dressed like a bee, QUE SERA SERA

The firey END of Doris Day's dress sense

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Hard Rubbish

Some do it in cars for bike parts......
Some do it on bikes for car parts.....
Reward yourself with someone elses junk.....coming to a suburb near you.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Deathrace 2000 new date.

How about Sun 28th as a date for Deathrace 2000? Evidently I underestimated Tonguers' devotion to their dear old mums. God bless. Come on people how about some feedback. AND how about some recruitment? We need fresh meat.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

On Your Marks....

Yes runoff is limited. To the right is a steeper Grassy Slope Of Carnage with some runoff (between the trees). The Slalom Course Of Suspcious Stains will be to the left. Visit your muthas early and kiss them goodbye.
And another. This one by Meetybites before "bike club" was dropped . This one makes me think of the movie "Stone".

Money Tongue

Finally a TOF image makes the blog. The dollar marks are from the trial driver software I downloaded to run the scanner I found on the footpath. The buggers want Aus$70. It'd be free if I used windows.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Come One Come All

As much as it scares me to be in any dark confined space with the likes of Flapper this giant drain just looks like 2 much fun not to ride some low chopstars down, goes 4 around 2km, not 100% sure where it comes out just yet, so...some time soon follow that monkey on the TOF underground mission.

Who Is That Man

any one recognise this belly?

Get it Fixed

ExtraGravy has done it again setting the trend and believe me its catchy!
Fixed Frenzy.... The simplicity of it all, ha yeh.
Are they part of 'Tongue' culture or will they be outcast to become a splinter group of leg spinners?

Doris Day Flamer

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

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