MEMBER MISSING...presumed 'normal'

raddlevonhack is nowhere to be seen...
i believe he was kidnapped by a bunch of 'normals' and locked in a cellar along with the gimp.
in an attempt to brainwash him, they dress him in bright coloured lycra with italian brand names blazened across the front and back. he's forced to watch the 'tour de france' over and over until he becomes one of them.
he will then be sent back to infiltrate T.O.F headquarters and report back on our activities.

far fetched? i think not my friends...trust no one!