Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Chopper Boy

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Vocktor Convert 1973

It's got a lawn mower in it. Does that count?

Friday, March 24, 2006

Damage Report 2

It was actually much worse than it appears here. And it didn't happen to me but can I still have a beer?

Natures Gentleman

TrixiBoy test driving Natures Gentleman
before the first ride
early days



Thursday, March 23, 2006


Post pics of your finest injuries, blood loss, bruises, bent bikes, stacks caught on cam, and component failure's of interest.
My best effort yet. Get a bigger bruise than this, and I'll buy you a beer .


Met Bill from Boneshakers. Him and his mates build cruisers from hard rubbish finds. These bikes are beautifully made. The final product really lets the dragstar and other donor bikes heritage shine through. Have a look at their website http://users.esc.net.au/~boneshakers/frames.htm
Bill has a wealth of knowledge including 3speed hub stuff. Boneshakers like to go on regular runs
stopping in at western suburbs pubs.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006


Pity those without a mobile cocktail bar.

Tongue Style Chapter 3

Freakin' The Greek. Developed by MudButtMonkey this practice of suprising people coming out of church on a Sunday is now considered standard.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Tongue Style Chapter 2

Beer. It seems it is indeed true some people don't drink this magical substance. Why? We don't know but these strange, possibly extra terrestrial beings are still accepted into the loving T.O.F. fold.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

back in the day

was thinking it would be cool to share pics of ourselves in our glory days.... ridin' dragsters, brumbies, skid kid bikes, whatever.
im sure trixiboy could get the ball rollin'... watcha reckon?

Friday, March 17, 2006

Danny on Turbo Maggot 2000

apology from skeletor

to my fellow tonguers on the fringe ride...
i realise that i may have been a little "overzealous" in the whipping department,
so to all you riders (monkeybutt especially) that may have suffered welts from my whip, please accept my apology.
you do know however, that it had to be done and the crowd loved it!
viva lengua del feugo!

It's not easy being green

have metal. have hammer. I'm, waiting for my man. been buried under a very fat lady. will b cominng up for air soon.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Tongue Style Chapter 1

Riding choppers in fashionable low slung trouser means visible arse crack. "V.A.C." provides a target for the sporting minded rider. A crack stuffing fly-by with objects such as twigs, beer and burning things is good form. A blast with the trusty water cannon is also stylish.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006


Some like it greasy. How about a "Bike of the Month" column starting with The Greaser. Nobody is more qualified than the rider who likes it the greasiest....the paradoxical Crispy!

Skid kid tour

looking into Findon skid kids and western subs pubs tour for mid April will post details shortly.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

The Fringe Parade Gets Tongued

We came, we saw, we paraded, we combusted. I believe I'm correct in saying everyone had a flamin' good time. Thanks to Monkeybutt for organization. A compilation of The Chick From Hush's excellent footage is available on DVD. Has anyone got photograghic evidence to post?
A rumour I have heard is that Skidmark and Crispy are plotting a downhill extravaganza from Mt. Lofty no less. Better check the brakes for that one. If you have any.

Monday, March 13, 2006

Enchopulation Workshop

COMING SOON......There is nothing quite like fangin' it hard on an evil mutant machine of your own creation. You can set it on fire, you can ride it into a wall. For the greater good there will be a Tongue of Fire build day some time in the not too distant future. Bikeless Tonguites should let their interest be known.

Chopper Flop.

As the pilots of drastically over-raked machines we are all susceptible to the perils of chopper flop. Whilst weaving dramatically over the road can be enjoyable it isn't always desirable. To combat extreme flop the pilot must lean back and "hang" from the bars evenly. However it is useful to note this technique may induce wheelie in certain situations.

Downhill racers