Crunking F.A.Q.

Q. Can I Crunk on crank?
A. Probably. It should help.

Q. I don't have bodacious booty. Can I still Crunk?
A. Anybody can Crunk. You must want to Crunk.

Q. Once I work up a Crunk will it attract homies?
A. A full blown Crunk has the power to warp time and space.

Q. What kind of underwear is best for Crunking?
A. Current research suggests a well founded mirkin should
be up to the rigours of Crunking whilst having a
pleasantly titillating effect.