GRAVITY TESTING

We rang Mr. Newton to come and give us a hand to test this thing called gravity.
 He kindly obliged and divulged a few secrets of how to get the most out of yr descending.

The SCUD - Gravity Bike from James Dodd on Vimeo.

First up we see the THE SCUD - an adaptation of SCUM and SPUD, or was that STUD?  There was definitely some high level cross breeding going on here.  Given a gentle push from The Fist, Elvis Boozely promptly shot off into the stratosphere..

 Second - a slightly more rickety proposition - THE TANG.  A machine that required repeated testing in order to bring it to it's final resolution.  Not as much a land speed record HPV as more of a heavily styled, solid mid fielder; THE TANG still generated enough momentum to inspire sphincter clenching grins and high end whooping.  Maybe not high performance enough to handle the top of Queen Caroline's Highway of Pain but definitely enough to handle the less terrifying bottom half.

MACCY TABBACY

It's well documented that they are indeed smoking something strange down that way... The Tongue recently visited (and dominated) their sweet hamlet and the experience was life changing!  Too much first class adventure to recount in one measly blog post.  And so, you will be receiving a suite of updates in various forms of polish.

HEADLINES ---->

LORD GRAVOX = FASTEST TIME OF THE DAY
(Also disputed winner of the day, with the locals inventing new rules in a mad rush to retain silverware)

BIG CHIEF TWO LEGS = BEST DRESSED CART OF THE DAY

Pics, vids and various recollections coming soon...

WASCALLY WABBITS

The Easter Bunny was quite stoked with the events of the day.  Too many highlights to do justice in words, suffice to say a great day had by all punctuated by jousting lances, a distinct lack of gears, sense and responsibility. Rigid Pryor's escape from the razor wire of doom, exploding dreadlocks, shrunken BMX's, disco lights, a rainy ride home, wet socks and a port with no beer contributing to all round grimey freaky smiles.

Easter Bunny's Ride 2013 from James Dodd on Vimeo.

SO MUCH NEWS...

So much news to catch up on!
Timely that we start with recent superstar Bonnie Bones, running hot right now with her Easter escapades.

Seems the SA coppers have facebook page of their own and love to make light of their work.
This post has had received maximum attention and has not yet been up a day.
Can't work out what's more amusing, giggling at the coppers or giggling at bemused punters commentary. Double bizzaro all round we say!
Lazy reporting on behalf of Adelaide Now also features her machine -
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/woman-fined-for-riding-bizarre-bike-while-on-mobile-phone-at-prospect/story-e6frea83-1226626017708

Oh, and Captain Sunnyboy took a hit for the team on this day also.   Though it may have been foolish to try and out run rabid cantstables on a klunky tall bike.. Anyway, he deserves a beer..

More Easter Bunny updates soon with gravity smashing updates shortly after.