some Thursday night pics, as if T-S-O-L's ''roid master'' wasn't long enough, he had to add a new prototype esky BOB, bringing thee over all length of his over-land beer and wood transporter to 7m at least.
the bone shakers totally out did themselves as the tongue gently introduced them to some fire play. Tony's flaming crotch and Pas's head of fire both impressive. little do they know they are being groomed for bigger and brighter things.

MEAT & BEER TOW

Eskies on wheels, barbeques on wheels, beer in hand, meat in pocket. T.S.O.G demands the attendance of those once great Tonguers: Skeletor, LightningBeardQuery, Sir E. Pedals, Trixiboy, Stitch, Narelle (get a real name while you're at it), The Nov, EvilK, and anybody else who likes the feeling of wind in the pants and chop grease in the hair. We ride and ride until we are out of supplies then restock and return. This time we venture into UNCHARTERED TERRITORY. Thursday 12th 7.30 HQ.

tongue it 4 luck

Recently two of the more able bodied tonguers prone to physical exercise, entered in the Mountain Bike Clubs winter racing series.
How was it?
The Monkey thoroughly enjoyed the 3 laps of fox creek...
Where as the Fragle pictured here applying the tongue to various parts of his bike for reasons best known to himself complained of the lack of beer, lack of blood and all round Nancyness of the other competitors, who for some reason didn't seem to like being told to "eat dic" as he unleashed his dodgy! downhill, high speed overtaking maneuvers scattering them into the forest. Not to be deterred by their lack of appreciation he kindly waited on the side of the track between laps for them to catch up and pass him were-on he promptly repeated the procedure with much the same results proudly earning himself the nic-name "The DMR FuckWit" from his fellow competitors and amused spectators.

there are 6 more races to go one of which is on the 30th of Sept in Melrose (S,O,L country) it coincides with their fat tire festival long weekend, there will be Bands, Beer, parties, lots bikes and two of our own racing, (if they don't impose a fragle race ban that is)...sounds like a tongue weekend to me. any thoughts?

A Benevolent Super Being

Once again The Supreme Overlord Gravox, reclining in his harp seal fur upholstered hyper relax massage recliner as his trained hamsters gently scraped his inner nostrils, had time to consider things. Wandering through the rose garden of his mind TSOG stepped in something warm, soft and pungent. Picking up this maloderous dog turd of a thought TSOG realised all was not well in his universe. There was suffering, pain and ignorance. How so you ask? Consider TSOG's dear friends the Boneshakers. These charming people of the bicycle world suffer from a terrible condition known as A.C.D.D. (AnimalContentDefficiencyDisorder) and the even more horrible A.C.D.C.A.C.D.D.(AC/DC and AnimalContentDefficiencyDisorder). The dreadful symptoms of this conditions are brought on by a lack of animal based foods or even worse a lack of animal based foods and an absence of Acca Dacca. Why should this be so? How it totures TSOG to see these poor souls suffer. Solution? The Hot Gravox Beef Burger Sausage Roll Pie Yiros on a Stick. Oh yes TSOG has been hard at work in his lab to formulate a form of sustainace rich enough in burnt meat gravy goodness that it will keep the BoneShakers healthy for hours at a time. This was no easy task. Sure it was simple enough to leave out all extraneous vegetable matter but what about the pastry/bread wrapper( normally so low in Animal Content) that would be needed to hold this hot molten mass together? TSOG has created a top secret, highly technical pastry made entirely of boiled down hoof and sphincter gristle. What about the stick you say? 100% gazelle femur! Imagine their happy little faces when they suck the marrow out of that! The best of all? The Hot Gravox Beef Burger Sausage Roll Pie Yiros on a Stick plays Acca Dacca (Bon Scott period only) WHILE YOU EAT IT!

The Tongue and The Bone ride again Thursday 12th 7.30pm HQ.