The Bikes That Ate Bowden (Part 1)

Many people come on Tongue rides foolishly thinking they must dominate the machinery. Little do they know that Tongue bikes are more than just machines. Some have A.I. whilst all have strange powers that are spell-woven into the frames and componentry during the ritual pagan (read satanic) construction process. Unknown to neophite riders these "machines" are the ones in control. The best known perhaps are the bogan biting "French Horn", "The $2Deal" which must be considered good value with sprained ankle and broken wrist, the hand slicing "Moodswinger" and of course "Nature's Gentleman", a bike that believes riders are better behaved without testacles.