The Anti-Christmassing

Get your Silver & Black Sci-Fi outfits on. Chuck a snag or something on the barby. Grease your machine. Point it downhill and scream. Savour the divine taste of a righteous pint of god's own amber. Meet and greet some toothless bogans. Point and guffaw as someone stacks it on the hard stuff. Eat Pizza. Ride circles out the front of Meetybites before heading in to cut a rug with a Darlek. Simple pleasures for simple people.