DRAAAAGGG RACINNNNG

The Supreme Overlord Gravox challenges ALL to drag race for CASH down The Grassy Slope Of Carnage on the 24th of February. Don't let the fact that T.S.O.G. will be riding his new MEGA-TURBO-ULTRA-CHOPPER whilst wearing something summery and floral scare you off, although I suspect just reading this will make most of you soil your frilly pink knickers that come up to your belly buttons. Also let us not forget this will be Kurious Kat's farewell ride as she leaves us for old Blighty shortly after. May she feel the bitter sweet Tongue of departure.