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DOWNHILLS, JOUSTING,BEER, RACING AND FREAKBIKES
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DOWNHILLS, JOUSTING,BEER, RACING AND FREAKBIKES
posted by T.S.O.G. at 6:20 PM
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...ed omosessualità della lingua.
We are coming you tongues. We will ram your moistness down our throats all the way to your bot bots. You will feel the pain. You will feel our glory!
RAAAATSS!
RAT INVASION!! The question is - do you feel lucky? Well do you Tongues?!?!
lickylicky slurp drool.I want a Rat of my very own to be my special friend. I will love him and put him in a pretty dress.
....and your little rat will jump up and bite your nutsack off just like the chip fryer basket from your worst nightmares! Mwuahahahahahaah!
Rat road trip about to commence! Drinking starts in 2.329836hours!
We will be (even more)obnoxious by the time we reach De Laide. You Farx are going down!
As phrophesised, we came, we rode, WE KICKED YER FARKEN ARSES!
The Unofficial Official Results:
Mt Lofty Downhill:
1st - Rat Patrol Oz
2nd - Knuckleheads
3rd - ??
Disqualified - Boneshakers (lying, theivin, cheatin b@stards! Hahaha)
UFO Footdown:
1st - T.O.F.
2nd - Rat Patrol Oz
3rd - Rat Patrol Oz
Tallbike Jousting:
1st - Rat Patrol Oz
2nd - T.o.F.
3rd - Lameness from every other club!
Flag Race:
1st - T.o.F.
2nd - Rat Patrol Oz
3rd - ??
Medal Tally:
RPOZ - 2 Gold; 2 Silver; 1 Bronze
T.o.F. - 2 Gold; 1 Silver
Knuckleheads - 1 Silver;
Boneshakers - Disqualified - but thanks for the snags n beer! You guys could be the official cheerleaders next time. Reckon you'd all look hot in pleated mini-skirts ;)
Can someone post some photos and vids already!
Nancy Porker
And I must say a jolly good thanks to T.o.F for your mammoth moist tongue of hospitality and logistical probing.
Tongues of gratitude to the tasty Boneshaking BBQs.
Flying V rock fingers to all the bands.
Farken awesome weekend had by all. Till next time (last weekend of Feb in Canberra?!?!) keep the rubber side down.
Nancy Porker - RPOz
Special thanks also to brewmaster for the tasty Rat Poison. What does not kill rats, only makes rats stronger!!
What about the Extreme Sprint Race??
T.S.O.G. smashes the competition on The$2Deal!! Twice!! Thats two gold and a silver (M.B.Monkey second) to the T.O.F tally making T.O.F the winner!!!!!
Aaah Mudbutt - in case you've never watched the olympics or any other such multi sport contest - only 1 gold medal is given to each race! So, nice try!
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