Whileout&about on Friday night M B Monkey esquire bumped into the bone-shakers loitering at the Torrens weir... It is to be reported that they were loudly insulting the tongue, proclaiming themselves as the coolest and toughest looking shakers in town, its all about looks with these precious boys, they even went as far as calling up our supremeness & leaving insulting messages on his phone! They’r getting bolshy these shakers, too big for their boots one might say...or jandles rather, as billbone displayed his fierce-om pigmy haka, after carefully looking round to check there were no jousting sticks in the area.

Wait till the drain ride this Friday night our audacious little friends when you bones are forced into a tight, dark hole with only the tongue's to light your way.