Hay Gravy stains.... Ow i Mean your royal Highness, Tiss your ever loyal MB monkey here informing you that your grossly neglected and underfunded PR department has received an invite from the Unley city council that will make the fringe parade seen like a Sunday school picnic. I'm having to clench to contain the excitement, (damn pitted prunes)
Its the biggest news the departments had in ages, since u raised our weekly wage from 1 banana to 2 and a grape for over time back in 78. Il have that rather attractive young gibbon u gave me as a sectary forward you the details to the royal residence asap. long live the King.